Stormboyz Kaptin's Log

The Stormboyz 'Kaptin' log is a set of recordings that are made by Kaptin Rockis Spookinz. The many logs found here are mainly the ones of interest.

"Is 'dis 'ding on? Oh 'aight... Kaptin's lo- I jus' speak inta' 'dis? 'Aight... Kaptin's Log, date, 10 15, A.B.S (After Burning Legion), I just got Mista' Nalbrain ta' get us a recordin' device, now we'z can record all our venture's fer' future dates and stuff. Today all we did was thrash a sorry 'git 'o forgot ta' pay fer' one o' Sulicks loans... End Kaptin's log and stuff... Okay... (Mannis Nailbrain: It's still recordin') TURN IT OFF YA' GIT!"

"Kaptin's Log, 04 02, A.B.S. It's been twenty years since we'z seen our ol' pal Glucky, 'ez left da' gang fer' a pursuit o' business and nobility... Now he is da' big boss o' a company called Gizmo Industries, and is a Mogul of the Sparkcog Cartel. 'E came in contact wit' us and 'e gave us some now Ordinance, we'z got top o' the line Rocket Packs, Tactical Airborn Carbines, AND CHAINSAW DEFF SWORDS! We'z now can stand a bigger chance against 'em bigger boyz like 'em Taurens or trolls... We'z gon' 'ave a lot o' fun wit' 'dis new gear... End Log."

"Kaptin's Log, 01 15, A.A (After Arthas), We'z done thrashed a man o' the name "Guckit", By orders o' Sulick, we'z done one o' the most nasty thrashinz' we'z ever done... We'z cut off his manhood n' put it in a bag, we'z 'ad our Painboy, Fritz Uba'saw, attach 'is genitals to Sulick's chin... It was a gud' laugh it was.. Well we'z off ta' git' goin'... End Log."